Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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