OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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