dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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