My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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