come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Found your dick twin last night
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Randomize
