Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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