i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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