Ambien. No doubt about it.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
