It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
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