I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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