idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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