I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
you had me at cake vodka
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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