ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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