if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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