so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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