I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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