I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I will be naked everywhere
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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