I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Can't talk, ducks in the car
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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