Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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