we're blogging at a bar
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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