She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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