Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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