doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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