spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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