I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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