so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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