I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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