Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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