weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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