But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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