Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I don't think brook has ever known best
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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