omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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