so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
this just has baby written all over it
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Randomize
