She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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