Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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