Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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