Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
We got so high we made milksteak
my being single is dangerous.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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