so explain again why im purple
no
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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