Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so that wasnt chicken after all
Ambien. No doubt about it.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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