drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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