I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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