Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
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