Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
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