well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
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