I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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