508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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