hell yes lets make some ravioli
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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