At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
