At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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