3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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