I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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