ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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