I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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