So drunk, too bad you don't want this
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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