i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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