areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
we're chasing vodka with high fives
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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